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"What are you talking about? Every single one of us is perfectly fluent in English. It's just that most of them are deliberately encrypting their dialogue and remaining secretive from you all just to tease your minds." -- Latios
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Tomorrow (April 20, 2014) is going to be a rather festive day for many people... several groups of them, in fact, which could easily oppose each other in moral values.
April 20 this year is Easter Sunday, and such a holiday as Easter can split into a good handful of interpretations. Undoubtedly, a huge sum of peoples will go to church in an annual celebration of the resurrection of this dude who seemed to just sit back as that one tsunami happened. Citizens who prefer to be more politically correct, though, prefer to spend time with their children coloring eggs produced by a collection of exhausted hens who joined a labor union recently. Everyone else will just eat big food around a table.
Counterculture members will also gather on April 20 to celebrate the consumption of cannabis, a wonderful, organic drug that I would possibly condone but have vowed never to use it myself. April 20 was selected because April is the fourth month of the calendar, effectively shortening it to 4/20. "420" has become a nationally recognized codename for cannabis in general, which in turn would likely mean the homies will begin their smoking rituals at 4:20 PM, or 4:20 AM for flavor.
Meanwhile, the Neo-Nazis are about to take their own stand in the pool of holidays, in celebration of Adolf Hitler's birthday... which just so happens to be April 20. As practicing Nazi culture in public is generally taboo (I was scolded by a principal for doing that salutation thing in good humor), you might not pass by any on your way to a relative's house for such a formal dinner.
No matter what you're celebrating, you can't deny that April 20 of 2014 is going to be a very interesting day indeed. That's why I'm calling it Holiday Day, a holiday that celebrates the diversity of holidays to be celebrated on the same day. To make it more spicy, you could check to see if you or a relative has a birthday on April 20. Why not just publish a new original character on Newgrounds tomorrow, and then celebrate its anniversary on the next Holiday Day?! My, you could really make this holiday fun!!!